“They tell you as soon as you can understand that you are Special. They tell you to be proud, nay, proudest for being human, for being from (Insert Country), for being part of (Insert Ethnicity), for (Insert Family Achievement You Did Nothing To Aid), for worshiping the true religion of (Insert Religion), for (Insert Gender) and of course for Just Being You. You are so special you don’t even have to do anything at all.” -St. Tigglefig
